Monday, January 25, 2010

Nick Cage Dammit...you owe us an apology...again!

So, for those of you who are fans of my blog...and there are so many I see, thanks by the way.....you may remember that I have expressed a particular dislike for Mr. Cage in the past due to some poor decision making capabilities on his part. Yet again, this descendant of Hollywood royalty has partaken in a particularly long and pointless film called Knowing. This movie, depicting a coming apocalyptic event, is long, confusing, pointless and follows too many story lines to be plausible.

Mr. Cage has done this before. While he and his handlers seem to pick some good films...I really like Leaving Las Vegas and Family Man wasn't bad at all.....for the most part, the past couple of years have been full of disappointments and seemingly some regret although Nick continues to participate in these sub-par films, so perhaps no regret there. Not only that but the whole hair plug thing is just a sign that marrying that very much younger woman wasn't enough. Besides, when you house exotic pets, monkeys, shrunken heads and still find yourself in the poor house, you must consider my request to separate yourself from your current entourage and hire an agent and manager that share your tenacity for life and the arts, as misguided as you might be. At least you could try to select the good roles.

So, Mr. Cage...you owe me an apology for stealing from me 2 long hours of my life that I will never get back. Please contact me at your earliest convenience so that I might consider accepting your apology....the third you owe me in as many years.

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